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The Greatest Long Form Music Video Ever

by Nero Calrissian

Posted on April 25, 2017


Beastie Boys

We rank the greatest long form music videos of all time. Hint - it's the Beastie Boys.

Beastie Boys

Death of the Chauvinist

by Chip White

Posted on April 17, 2017


Chauvinist

Some chant about the death of chauvinism as if it was a positive thing. Not too long ago, a man knew his place and a woman knew hers. The question boiling in a real man's mind is, what happened?

The Chauvinist

Oral Sex: Who Gets the Short End of the Stick?

by Yandere-kun

Posted on April 10, 2017


Oral Sex

When it comes to going downtown who has it worse, those who perform cunnilingus or those who perform fellatio?

Oral Sex

Trump and Putin's Gang-Bang to Greatness

by R. K. Carlson

Posted on April 3, 2017


Trump and Putin

Donald Trump has been making headlines yet again for all the wrong reasons. Now there's this Russia thing. We choose to look at it as a glass half full situation. There are plenty of benefits a partnership with Russia could provide us.

What Would Camacho Do?

Amid Tragedies, Americans Wonder: What Would Camacho Do?

by R.W. Phields

Posted on March 27, 2017


President Camacho

Immigration. Global terrorism. Violent crime in the inner-cities. Liberal millennials. The United States is becoming a dangerous place. As President Donald J. Trump steps up to face these challenges, Americans can only hope he draws upon the wisdom of one man - a man who transcends both time and reason. That man is President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

What Would Camacho Do?

The Perfect Wiener

by R.W. Phields

Posted on March 20, 2017


The Perfect Wiener

With all of the various wieners in the world, picking out the perfect one is not an easy task so we asked an adult film star, a florist and a Catholic priest to help us out.

The Perfect Wiener

Tinder

by J Ward

Posted on March 17, 2017


Tinder

John and Eddie go looking for love on Tinder with disastrous results. A Guy and His Monkey webcomic collection.

Tinder

The New Teabaggers, The Liberal Tea Party Is Here

by Jason Mauve

Posted on March 13, 2017


The Liberal Teabagger

All over America, liberals are wiping the snot bubbles from their noses, mixing up some kale salads and heading over to each other's houses in order to feel lots of feelings about the new Trump presidency.

Liberal Teabaggers

The Next Celebrity President

by RW Phields

Posted on March 6, 2017


Celebrity President

Now that President Trump has broken the barriers names of people like Lebron James, Beyonce, Kanye West, Tom Brady, Kim Kardashian, and Taylor Swift are among those being circulated as possibilities for a similar run to office.

Celebrity President
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By R.K. Carlson 2/23/17

R.K. Carlson explains how slut shaming has helped her to become the best slut she could ever have hoped to be.

Slut Shaming
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By Martin Stanley 2/20/17

Donald Trump has been making headlines with his tweets. But there is one big difference these days; HE IS OUR PRESIDENT NOW! Martin Stanley gives his analysis.

Trump Tweets
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By J Ward 2/13/17

The American voters just served themselves up a big ole shit sandwich. Here is the step-by-step recipe for disaster.

Shit Sandwich
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By Chip White 2/13/17

We sent ace writer and proud womanizer Chip White to the Women's March in Washington to pick up chicks. This is his report.

Pussy Grabbing