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How Slut Shaming Turned Me Into a Much Better Slut

by R.K. Carlson

Posted on February 23, 2017

Slut Shaming

R.K. Carlson explains how slut shaming has helped her to become the best slut she could ever have hoped to be.

Slut Shaming

Ten Tremendous Trump Tweets - A New And Strange Reality

by Martin Stanley

Posted on February 20, 2017

Trump Tweets

Donald Trump has been making headlines with his tweets. But there is one big difference these days; HE IS OUR PRESIDENT NOW! Martin Stanley gives his analysis.

Trump Tweets

What the 50 Shades Books Got Wrong. Observations from a real S&M practitioner.

by Jim Nachos

Posted on February 13, 2017

What 50 Shades of Grey got wrong

Jim Nachos points out everything wrong with the 50 Shades novels from the point of view of a real BDSM practitioner.

50 Shades Sucks

How To Make A Shit Sandwich

by J Ward

Posted on February 13, 2017

A Shit Sandwich

The American voters just served themselves up a big ole shit sandwich. Here is the step-by-step recipe for disaster.

Shit Sandwich

By Chip White 2/13/17

We sent ace writer and proud womanizer Chip White to the Women's March in Washington to pick up chicks. This is his report.

Pussy Grabbing

By Johann Muddlebutt 2/13/17

Which president made the better cabinet selections? President Donald John Trump or President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho from the movie Idiocacy?

Trump or Camacho?

By Martin Stanley 2/13/17

Martin gives us the definitive blueprint on banning our way to peace and prosperity.

Trump Ban

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