A Guy and His Monkey Webcomics - Cast of Characters

	Eddie - The Monkey Eddie is the responsible one. For as carefree as John (his owner) is, Eddie is that much on the ball. If it weren't for him, bills would probably never get paid and they would never have anything in the refrigerator except for beer. Unlike John, he aspires to find the perfect girl. A woman that will groom him as he's never been groomed before. But unfortunately, he can't ever seem to get past that first date.
	Eric - The Neighbor The only thing Eric loves as much as Tom is making money (and during football season money probably wins out). Since he was a child he's had very expensive taste and he learned that you can have anything you want as long as you can afford it. He chose his career purely based on earning potential and has done well for himself. His goal is to open a resort in Costa Rica with his lover Tom.
	Garth - The Cousin Garth is Eddie's cousin from Hollywood. For what he lacks in manners he makes up for in wealth and fame. With over 80 nature films and 4 motion pictures to his credit he is the most successful member of Eddie's family. It is rumored he is quite the ladies ape yet no part of his love life can be confirmed.
	John - The Guy John is the kind of guy that doesn't appear to have a worry in the world. He and his monkey Eddie live a quiet life with a close circle of friends. Whether he's hanging out with his best friend Wally, playing softball, bowling or golfing he's carefree and relaxed. Even when he was a werewolf for a couple of weeks he took it with a grain of salt.
	Kelly - The Waitress "That guy ordered two drinks and all he left me was a lousy $4.00 tip!" This basically sums up Kelly's personality. She is always complaining about something. Lousy tippers, cheap dates, insensitive men and a job she hates pretty much sum up her life.
	"Necro" Ned - The Outcast Ned is Eddie's best friend. They met while being used as research subjects at Dow Chemical. He is also the world's only virgin, vegetarian vulture. He doesn't eat roadkill, he dates it. Suprisingly, he has the most active dating life of anyone in the strip.
	Tom - The Neighbor If Tom could make a good living watching and playing sports he would. A knee injury ended a promising baseball career in college so he got his business degree and opened a popular four star restaurant. He and his boyfriend Eric have dreams of opening a their own resort in Costa Rica.
	Traci - The Bi Sexual Hot Chick Traci is the kind of girl that men love and women hate. She is 100% sure of who she is and what she wants. She is also equally comfortable shopping with the girls at the mall or hanging with the guys watching sports. And while her job may seem degrading to some she looks at it as one of the few professions where a woman can make more than a man.
	Tyrone - The Big Black Cock Tyrone is the reigning Featherweight Champion of the World of cock fighting. His ambition is to be the best cock fighter the world has ever seen. He has fame and fortune yet doesn't seem to date very often. Most of his time is spent training for his next match or hanging out with his friend Tyrell (the little white cock).
	Wally - The Best Friend Wally has been John's best friend since grade school and is the instigator of the two. He often persuades John into taking chances which he would not normally take on his own. He also keeps John's head clear when it gets clouded by women. The fact that he refuses to spend any money on a women until she "gives it up" puts a dent in his dating life. As a matter of fact he has never had a relationship last more than 3 weeks and he always dumps his girlfriends before their birthday, Valentine's Day or Christmas because he's cheap and doesn't want to buy them a gift.