Work For Us
Attention all writers, artists and photographers!
- Do you fancy yourself a funny person?
- Can you string together more than 3 sentences?
- Can you take funny pictures?
- Do you have access to nude models?
- Do you think liberals are whiny little bitches?
- Do think the term "bitches" is bad when rappers use it but not when referring to liberals?
- Do you do drugs?
- Can you draw funny pictures?
- Do you think conservatives are racist hateful motherfuckers?
- Do you think comparing conservatives to racist hateful motherfuckers is, in fact, insulting to those who actually fuck their mothers and racists?
- Do you think the country is fucked?
- Do you think the country has never been better?
- Do like to get paid as little as possible for your hard work?
If you answered "YES" to any of the above A Guy and His Monkey is looking for you.
We are looking for writers, photographers and artists that are funny. An understanding of humor and satire is a must. The pay is somewhere between portfolio building sweat equity and a 6 pack of Natty Ice but the hours are great and you can work naked.
Send your contact info and URLs of your work to firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll get back to you if we deem you worthy.