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Attention all writers, artists and photographers!

  • Do you fancy yourself a funny person?
  • Can you string together more than 3 sentences?
  • Can you take funny pictures?
  • Do you have access to nude models?
  • Do you think liberals are whiny little bitches?
  • Do think the term "bitches" is bad when rappers use it but not when referring to liberals?
  • Do you do drugs?
  • Can you draw funny pictures?
  • Do you think conservatives are racist hateful motherfuckers?
  • Do you think comparing conservatives to racist hateful motherfuckers is, in fact, insulting to those who actually fuck their mothers and racists?
  • Do you think the country is fucked?
  • Do you think the country has never been better?
  • Do like to get paid as little as possible for your hard work?

If you answered "YES" to any of the above A Guy and His Monkey is looking for you.

We are looking for writers, photographers and artists that are funny. An understanding of humor and satire is a must. The pay is somewhere between portfolio building sweat equity and a 6 pack of Natty Ice but the hours are great and you can work naked.

Send your contact info and URLs of your work to submissions@aguyandhismonkey.com and we'll get back to you if we deem you worthy.

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